Always look on the bright side of life

 Procantor (gesproken):
Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad,
other things just make you swear and curse.
When chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble, give a whistle!
And this will help things turn out for the best and...

Refrein (allen):
Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the light side of life.

 Allen:

If life seems jolly rotten, there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps, don't be silly chumps!
Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing and...

Refrein

For life is quite absurd and death's the final word,
you must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin, give the audience a grin!
Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow, so...

Always look on the bright side of death.
Just before you draw your terminal breath.

Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show, keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you and...

Refrein (2x)

 Procantor:
I mean, what have you got to lose?
You know, you've come from nothing,
you're going back to nothing!
What have you lost?
Nothing!